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Machete
Machete
Eat, Pray, Love
Eat, Pray, Love
The Expendables
The Expendables
Vampires Suck
Vampires Suck
Going the Distance
Going the Distance
The Other Guys
The Other Guys
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Machete
R for strong bloody violence throughout, language, some sexual content and nudity
Machete
Web Site: vivamachete.com
Starring: Danny Trejo, Robert De Niro, Jessica Alba, Steven Seagal, Michelle Rodriguez
Directed By: Ethan Maniquis, Robert Rodriguez
Synopsis: Machete is based on the fake trailer in Robert Rodriguez's 2007 Grindhouse, featuring Danny Trejo and Jeff Fahey reprising their original roles.

The feature version of the trailer finds Machete (Trejo) a renegade former Mexican Federale, roaming the streets of Texas after a shakedown from drug lord Torrez (Steven Seagal). Reluctantly, Machete takes an offer from spin doctor Benz (Fahey) to assassinate McLaughlin (Robert De Niro) a corrupt Senator. Double crossed and on the run Machete braves the odds with the help of Luz (Michelle Rodriguez), a saucy taco slinger, Padre (Cheech Marin) his holy brother, and April (Lindsay Lohan) a socialite with a penchant for guns. All while being tracked by Sartana (Jessica Alba), a sexy ICE agent with a special interest in the blade slinger.
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Eat, Pray, Love
PG-13 for brief strong language, some sexual references and male rear nudity
Eat, Pray, Love
2 hrs. 13 mins.
Web Site: letyourselfgo.com
Starring: Julia Roberts, I. Gusti Ayu Puspawati, Hadi Subiyanto, Billy Crudup, Viola Davis
Directed By: Ryan Murphy
Synopsis: While trying to get pregnant, a happily married woman realizes her life needs to go in a different direction, and after a painful divorce, she takes off on a round-the-world journey. Based on the memoir by Elizabeth Gilbert.
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The Expendables
R for strong action and bloody violence throughout, and for some language
The Expendables
1 hr. 43 mins.
Starring: Sylvester Stallone, Jason Statham, Jet Li, Dolph Lundgren, Eric Roberts, Randy Couture, Steve Austin, David Zayas, Giselle Itie, Charisma Carpenter, Gary Daniels, Terry Crews, Mickey Rourke, Hank Amos, Amin Joseph
Directed By: Sylvester Stallone
Synopsis: The Expendables is a hard-hitting action/thriller about a group of mercenaries hired to infiltrate a South American country and overthrow its ruthless dictator. Once the mission begins, the men realize things arent quite as they appear, finding themselves caught in a dangerous web of deceit and betrayal. With their mission thwarted and an innocent life in danger, the men struggle with an even tougher challenge one that threatens to destroy this band of brothers.
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Vampires Suck
PG-13 for crude sexual content, comic violence, language and teen partying
Vampires Suck
1 hr. 20 mins.
Starring: Ken Jeong, Matt Lanter, Anneliese van der Pol, Charlie Weber, Chris Riggi
Directed By: Jason Friedberg, Aaron Seltzer
Synopsis: A spoof of vampire-themed movies, where teenager Becca finds herself torn between two boys. As she and her friends wrestle with a number of different dramas, everything comes to a head at their prom.
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Going the Distance
R for sexual content including dialogue, language throughout, some drug use and brief nudity
Going the Distance
Starring: Drew Barrymore, Justin Long, Christina Applegate, Ron Livingston, Kelli Garner
Directed By: Nanette Burstein
Synopsis: Erin's (Drew Barrymore) wry wit and unfiltered frankness charm newly single Garrett (Justin Long) over beer, bar trivia and breakfast the next morning. Their chemistry sparks a full-fledged summer fling, but neither expects it to last once Erin heads home to San Francisco and Garrett stays behind for his job in New York City. But when six weeks of romping through the city inadvertently become meaningful, neither is sure they want it to end. And while Garrett's friends, Box (Jason Sudeikis) and Dan (Charlie Day), joke about his pre-flight calorie-cutting and his full-time relationship with his cell phone, they don't like losing their best drinking buddy to yet another rocky romance. At the same time, Erin's high-strung, overprotective married sister, Corrine (Christina Applegate), wants to keep Erin from heading down an all-too-familiar road. But despite the opposite coasts, the nay-saying friends and family, and a few unexpected temptations, the couple just might have found something like love, and with the help of a lot of texting, sexting and late-night phone calls, they might actually go the distance.
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The Other Guys
PG-13 for crude and sexual content, language, violence and some drug material
The Other Guys
1 hr. 47 mins.
Starring: Will Ferrell, Mark Wahlberg, Samuel L. Jackson, Dwayne Johnson
Directed By: Adam McKay
Synopsis: NYPD Detectives Christopher Danson and P.K. are the baddest and most beloved cops in New York City. They don't get tattoos - other men get tattoos of them. Two desks over and one back, sit Detectives Allen Gamble and Terry Hoitz. You've seen them in the background of photos of Danson and Highsmith, out of focus and eyes closed. They're not heroes - they're the Other Guys. But every cop has his or her day and soon Gamble and Hoitz stumble into a seemingly innocuous case no other detective wants to touch that could turn into New York City's biggest crime. It's the opportunity of their lives, but do these guys have the right stuff?
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